September 2011
Before the clock strikes 12 o'clock on Dec 31st, go into a room all by yourself
come out after 12 and be like “ohshit i havent seen you guys since last year!”
HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS WHY I WANT A NEWYEAR’S SLEEPOVER YO. (x
That awkward moment when URLs have a better love life than you.
TROLLLLLL
I want to follow a random family around Disneyland for a day and just be in the background of all of their photos.
A couple of people get swine flu and everyone starts wearing masks.
Millions of people have aids and no one wears condoms.
That awkward moment when you're staring at nothing in particular, and then realize you're staring right at someone.
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn’t like you?
Sister: You kill him.
“Go wash the dishes!”
“Go take out the garbage!”
“Go fold the clothes!”
“Go make me coffee!”
“Go do the laundry!”
“Go hang the clothes!”
“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
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First I was afraid...
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She’s the girl that has a few best friends & doesn’t need anymore, the girl that laughs the hardest at her own jokes. She’s the girl that will hang up on you, but then call you right back & say sorry. She’s the girl who will never leave your side when you need her, the girl who will go out of her way to cheer you up. She’s the girl who never sleeps without her teddy bear by her side, she’s the girl who says she isn’t ticklish, but really is. She’s the girl who will not give up on you if she really believes in you. She’s the girl who believes in loving somebody forever. She's me.
